She's the Mayor (Short)/Transcript

(Scene opens up on the City Hall clock; it strikes 1:00.)

Roger: And now, ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pride that I announce the winner of this year's annual "Mayor For A Day" essay contest.

Montage: ''During the fast forward, we see Doof and Perry change into different outfits such as musketeers, cannibal and explorer, housewife and husband, and ancient Egyptians. At one point, a giant alien closes a hole in the universe. The parents in the limo, and Candace revealing the town, and Phineas and the gang in the living room.''

(Cut back to the Big Bust.)

Linda: You two are so...

Linda and Candace: busted!

(Cut back after Perry whacks the inator with a golf club.)

Doofenshmirtz: What, are you out of your mind?!