Finding Cattella

Timecard
[A logo for Breaking News is shown onscreen before transitioning to the News anchor]

TV Reporter: The year was 1987 when this nightmare scenario happened. Central Animal Center in New Zebland, Kentucky. One of the most popular animals there was Harold and Janice, a couple of cats with their daughter, Ellen better known as Cattella. Here is some old archive footage from the animal park.

Young Cattella: Hi, I'm Ellen, but everyone calls me Cattella.

Janice: Yes!

Harold: That's exactly what you say! Okay, we'll pretend to be some of the other kids. We'll hide, and you count and come find us!

Young Cattella: Okay, daddy.

Harold: No, no. Not daddy, I'm the nice cat who wants to be your friend, okay?

Young Cattella: Okay, daddy. [pauses] Did I forget, again?

Harold: No, no!

Janice: No, sweetie! It's okay.

Harold: No biggie, cupcake.

Cattella: [gasps] Do you think I'll ever forget you?

Harold: Oh, cupcake, no!

Janice: We know you will never forget us.

"A film by Pixar Animation Studios"

Young Cattella: Hello? Hello!

Wife Gerbil: Did you hear that?

Husband Gerbil: What was that, hear what?

Wife Gerbil: I just, I heard someone say "hello."

Husband Gerbil: Who? I didn't hear anybody say hello.

Wife Gerbil: I don't know, I just heard someone say hello.

Young Cattella: Hello?

Wife Gerbil: There!

Husband Gerbil: Where?

Wife Gerbil: There! There, right there.

Husband Gerbil : Where am I looking?

Wife Gerbil: There!

Husband Gerbil: Oh.

Wife Gerbil: Hello?

Young Cattella: Hello!

Husband Gerbil: Ah, hello!

Wife Gerbil: Oh my goodness, it's a child. Hello! Hello!

Husband Gerbil: Hi, kid! Over here. Hello!

Wife Gerbil: Hi!

Young Cattella: Hi, I'm Cattella. Can you please help me?

Wife Gerbil: Oh, hi Cattella. Uh- Cattella, are you lost?

Husband Gerbil: W-Where are your parents?

Young Cattella: Um, I can't remember.

Husband Gerbil: We'll look around... uh, are any of these cats your parents?

Young Cattella: No, but thanks anyway.

Tween Cattella: Hi! I lost my family, can you help me?

Rhino: Where did you see them last?

Tween Cattella: Well, uh, funny story, but I - uh. I forgot.

Rhino: Aw, sweetie. Do you wanna come walk with us?

Tween Cattella: That is the nicest offer I've gotten all day, I think, I can't remember. Anyhoo! Thanks but, heh, I'm looking for someone. Ugh, can't remember, can't remember, can't remember!

Cattella: Hi! I'm Cattella. [animals walk away] Was it something I said? Kidding. Okay, okay... you're not coming back. I was looking for something, and then I... okay. Totally get it. Date night, have fun!

Bug: Well, I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.

Cattella: You and me both. Any idea what that was? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but - okay. I guess we'll hang out another time. Don't be a stranger... stranger. Huh?

Carl: A red car, they took my son! My son! Help me, please!

Cattella: Look out! AH!

Carl: AH!

Cattella: Oh, sorry! Are - are you okay?

Carl: He's gone, he's gone, no! He's gone!

Cattella: There, there. It's alright. It'll be okay.

Carl: He's gone. No, no, they took him away. I have to find the car!

Cattella: A car? Hey, I've seen a car!

Carl: You have?

Cattella: Uh-huh. It went this way- it went this way! Follow me!

Carl: Thank you, thank you, thank you so much!

1 Year Later
Cattella: Klaus, Klaus, the pinata's dripping. (Snores) Hand me the ratchet wrench, I can fix it. Ow! Hey Carl, phew, hey guys, I was just-

Carl: Cattella! It's not time to get up yet, you have to go back to bed.

Cattella: Right, yeah, sorry. Back to bed, back to bed. Hey Carl-

Carl: Back to bed! That's it, very simple!

Cattella: Ah! Got it.

Carl: Back to bed! Back to bed!

Cattella: Hey, Carl, I-

Carl: And we're up. That's it, ready to start the day.

Cattella: And we were looking for something-

Carl: Meow-Meow.

Cattella: Right. I remember it like it was yesterday. Even though I don't even remember yesterday all that well.

Carl: Anyway, I would say the scariest moment of the trip was the four bears.

Meow-Meow: Wait, I thought there were three bears.

Carl: No, no. There were defiantly four.

Meow-Meow: But last time you told it, there were three.

Carl: Son, which one of us traveled across the entire city?

Cattella: Meow-Meow did. Obviously we had to cross the city to find him so, ha, you know. He went first.

Carl: I guess that's true, isn't it?

Mr. Crawly: Well, you made it! You almost missed the field trip.

Cattella: A field trip? Ooh! I love field trips, where are we going?

Mr. Crawly: I thought you told her?

Carl: I did tell her. Uh, Cattella?

Cattella: Yeah?

Carl: Mr. Ray has too many fish to keep an eye on today-

Cattella: Uh-huh.

Carl: So, uh- it would be best if today.

Cattella: Mmm...

Carl: You weren't exactly with the class.

Cattella: Oh. Why not?

Carl: Okay, and sometimes it's not your fault, but you tend to wander.

Cattella: Mmm...

Carl: And Mr. Crawly doesn't really have time to worry about, uh, animals who wander.

Cattella: Sure.

Carl: In other words, he doesn't have enough help.

Cattella: Poor guy, you know, he's so over-worked.

Carl: You understand?

Cattella: I totally understand now.

Carl: Okay.

Cattella: Mmm.

Carl: Good.

Cattella: He wants me to be the teachers assistant.

Carl: Uh- no. Not exactly.

Cattella: Wow, I am so honored, I have never been a teaching assistant before.

Carl: Mr. Crawly, you got help.

Mr. Crawly: Oh, ho ho. Okey dokey. All right kids.

Cattella: All right kids.

Mr. Crawly: Today's the day! I'm going to be retiring soon. I hope you find a more sensitive teacher.

Cattella: So what were we talking about?

Meow-Meow: Mommies and daddies.

Cattella: Mommies and daddies. Right. Why are we talking about mommies and daddies? Oh. Oh! That class. Uh-oh. Why me? Okay. You guys seem a little young, but, um, okay. You see, kids, when two cats love each other...

Mr. Crawly: And we'll stop right there. Climb aboard explorers. I feel a migration song coming on. Oh...Migration, migration, let's learn about migration. It's nature's inspiration to move around the city. Here's a scientific promise that a fish oceanodromous...

Cattella: Where did everyone go? I'm by myself Oh there they are. I'm back!

Mr. Crawly: Plus or minus 4 degrees based on solar positioning...Oh, kids stay away from the edge.

Mr. Crawly: What do we have to be careful of?

Cattella: Everybody has to be careful of what? Hmm?

Class: The undertow!

Mr. Crawly: That's right.

Cattella: That's right. The under--The undertow?

Cattella: We see the undertow and we say...Ah!

Meow-Meow: Cattella!

Janice: Cattella!

Harold: Cattella!

Mr. Crawly: Cattella! Cattella!

Katie: Is she dead?

Mr. Crawly: No, she's not dead.

Class: Aw, oh man.

Mr. Crawly: Give her some space, everybody.

Cattella: The Jewel of New Zeblend.

Meow-Meow: The Jewel of New Zeblend?

Cattella: I remembered something so I...I remembered something! I actually remembered something! Something important!

Carl: Something important? What? What was it?

Cattella: Uh...I'm not sure any more, but I can still feel it. It's right there.

Carl: All right, thank you, Mr. Crawly.

Cattella: Okay, come on. Try to remember better. Hmm. I don't know. I--Hold on. Hold on. Uh...oh. Oh!

Meow-Meow: What? Did you remember?

Cattella: Ugh, I don't remember. It was something...it was...Oh, oh oh! It was something about the ...

Meow-Meow: The Jewel of New Zeblend.

Cattella: MY FAMILY! I remember my family! They're out there somewhere, I have to find them! Guys, you gotta help me, guys! Guys? Hello? Guys, where are you?

Carl: Cattella!

Cattella: Oh!

Carl: Cattella!

Cattella: Where did you go?

Carl: You were the one to go!

Cattella: My parents, I remember them!

Meow-Meow: What? What did you remember?

Cattella: I remember... them! My mom, my dad! I have a family! They don't know where I am. Let's go!

Carl: Cattella...

Cattella: We have to go!

Carl: No, no! This is crazy. Where exactly are you trying to go?

Cattella: To the, to the... gym of the, of... baltic?

Meow-Meow: The Jewel of New Zeblend.

Cattella: Yes!

Carl: No, Cattella, New Zeblend is all the way in Kentucky.

Cattella: Then we better get going!

Carl: How come every time we're on the edge of this street, one of us is trying to leave! For once can't we just enjoy the view?

Cattella: How can you be talking about the view when I remember my family?

Carl: No! NO! We've done enough city travels. That part of our lives is over. The reason you travel in the first place is so that you don't have to travel ever again! We have all we need here. That old box might have been destroyed, but we have a nice penthouse to live by.

Cattella: Please. All I know is that I miss them. I really, really miss them. I didn't know what that felt like. Do you know what that feels like?

Carl: Yes, I know what that feels like. I'll think about it.

Cattella: Well, did you think about it?

Carl: Yeah, I thought about it.

Cattella: And...

Carl: I'm still not sure.

Zoe Trent: Sure about what?

Meow-Meow: Zoe?

Zoe Trent: Meow-Meow?

Meow-Meow: Hey, Dad! This is Zoe Trent. She helped me escape from the Dentist.

Carl: Oh, pleased to meet you.

Meow-Meow: So what's new?

Zoe Trent: Me and the others have had a crazy experience. But we finally managed to escape.

Meow-Meow: Are the others with you?

Zoe Trent: Yep. Come on out, guys!

Pets: Hey, Meow-Meow! Meow-Meow. Hi, Meow-Meow! What's been going on?

Meow-Meow: Cattella remembered her family! They're all the way in Kentucky.

Carl: But we don't know how to get there.

Zoe Trent: We know someone who could help. Blythe?

Blythe Baxter: Pets?

Zoe Trent: Hi, Blythe. What's new with you?

Blythe Baxter: Well, ever since they closed down the Littlest Pet Shop/Dental Office, I've had to find a new job.

Zoe Trent: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Blythe Baxter: Yeah, they couldn't compete with Largest Ever Pet Shop/Bakery. The twin daughters of the man who runs it go to my school. Wendy and Brenda- or something like that.

Josh Sharp: Hello, is someone there?

Blythe Baxter: Oh, hi. You're that guy from school, Josh, right?

Josh Sharp: Right. You're that girl who used to work at the Pet Shop/Dentist Office. Was someone here that you were talking to? I heard barking.

Blythe Baxter: Oh, That...was me. [barks]

Josh Sharp: You were barking?

Blythe Baxter: Uh, actually, these animals were with me. They used to be at the Dentist Office. I thought I could do a paper route for my new job.

Josh Sharp: Oh, I see. Well, I have to go, now. Let me know if you want to get together for like a movie or something.

Blythe Baxter: Okay, Bye. So what is it you pets need?

Zoe Trent: We were hoping you could get us a train ride to get us closer to Kentucky.

Blythe Baxter: Why can't you guys get yourselves train tickets?

Zoe Trent: Well, what do you think is going to happen when people see a bunch of animals trying to get a ticket of a train?

Blythe Baxter: Oh, yeah. I guess the world's not ready for that. Alright, I'll help you. One ticket please.

Train Porter: Excuse me, but there are no animals allowed on the train.

Blythe Baxter: Oh, these are the conductor's animals. He asked them to sit with me.

Train Porter: Oh, well can I get you guys anything?

Blythe Baxter: Well I would like some tea.

Zoe Trent: Thanks, Blythe.

Blythe Baxter: You're welcome. And I have a present for you. A phone so you can call me, beep me, you know if you reach me.

Zoe Trent: Thanks. Have fun with Josh. Bye!

Carl: How can that girl talk to animals?

Cattella: So where do we go from here?

Meow-Meow: Yeah, Dad, you can get us all the way across the city. Right?

Carl: No. But I know a guy.

Crush: Woo-hoo! Righteous, righteous, righteous!

Carl: Totally sick! Totally sick!!

Crush: I know! Isn't it great?

Carl: No! I'm gonna be totally sick!

Crush: It's the California current, dude. It's got some gnarly chop. Surf's up, dude! Hey, dude, if you're gonna hurl, just do me a solid...Head to the back, lean out, and go for distance.

Spots: We call that "feeding the fishes!"

Crush: Correctamundo, Spots!

Cattella: And now we're looking for my parents at the Brooch of the Atlantic? Or the...

Meow-Meow: The Jewel of New Zeblend.

Cattella: Exactly!

Cheetah Cub 1: How are you gonna find your parents?

Cheetah Cub 2: Do you remember what they look like?

Cattella: Well not exactly, so I can't say for sure...But something tells me they were mostly yellow.

Meow-Meow: That sounds right.

Cattella: Also I'm pretty sure I'm gonna know them when I see them. We're family.

Carl: By the way crossing the city is the kind of thing you should...only do once. One time!

Crush: Ohio coming up, dudes!

Cattella: Woo-hoo! Let's find my family!

Crush: Go! Go! Go, go, go.

Meow-Meow: Just go, Dad!

Carl: Don't push me, Meow-Meow.

Spots: So long, little yeller! Hope you find your parents!

Crush: And good luck "feeding the fishes."

Carl: Too late. Already fed.

Cattella: Alright, only three states to go.

Carl: This is going to take forever. Is there a faster way to get there?

Zoe Trent: I've got an idea!


 * [Minka]
 * Come fly the pet friendly skies
 * [Pepper]
 * We take pets of any size
 * [Penny Ling]
 * Climb aboard, it's time to jet
 * [Russell]
 * Wait! Don't leave! I’m not on board yet!


 * [Zoe]
 * Pedicure with a snack
 * [Vinnie]
 * Hey! These seats go way back!
 * Bird: Hey! Watch it!
 * Sunil: Are there any snakes on this plane?
 * All: SNAKES?!


 * [Minka]
 * Sorry sir, we're not that insane


 * [All]
 * No, you ain't seen nothin' yet
 * 'Til you fly Pet Jet


 * Russell: Okay, folks, I have a little pre-flight checklist here. Please make sure your seat belts are securely fastened. Also, check your shoelaces are tied snugly. During the flight there will be no tail-chasing or dancing.
 * Vinnie: Aw, man!
 * Penny Ling: Okay, let's go!
 * Russell: Penny!


 * [Zoe]
 * Around the world, up in the air
 * [Pepper]
 * You can hop out anywhere
 * Wiggles: Geronimo!


 * [Sunil]
 * Can you take me to Old Bombay?
 * [Canadian Moose]
 * I'm going to Moose Jaw, is that on the way?


 * [All]
 * No, you ain't seen nothin' yet
 * 'Til you fly Pet Jet


 * Russell: Okay, we seem to be heading into some turbulence here. We'll just activate the Pet Jet cloud-parting machine and get this cleared up.


 * [All]
 * No, you ain't seen nothin' yet
 * 'Til you fly
 * [Swan]
 * 'Til you fly
 * [All]
 * 'Til you fly
 * [Snake]
 * 'Til you fly
 * [All]
 * 'Til you fly Pet Jet.
 * Russell Ferguson: Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve arrived at our destination, on the animal cruise of a lifetime.
 * Carl: A cruise? I'm not sure about that.
 * Meow-Meow: Come on, Dad. It's for Cattella.
 * Vinnie Terrio: This is, like, the nicest hotel I’ve ever been to. Yeah! Man, this is amazing! There’s so much to do! Olympic-size swimming pool… All-you-can-eat buffet… Full-service spa… I’m gonna get me a seaweed rewrap!
 * Heidi: [in Australian accent] Ahoy there, mates! Welcome aboard! I am Captain Heidi. [normal voice] Hi, I was just pretending to be Australian.
 * Cattella: Nice to meet you. I'm Ellen but everyone calls me Cattella.
 * Heidi: Well get ready to have a great time! We're here, we're merry and it is our right to hairy! No shirt and no shoes equals service here.
 * Cattella: Well, this Bunk Room is nice.
 * Zoe Trent: Yeah, it sure makes my butt feel at home.
 * Cattella: Well, I think I'm going to hit the pool. Cannonball!
 * [screaming]
 * Peachie Fluffton: Ooh, sorry about that. I'm not a good swimmer.
 * Cattella: Oh, I think you swim awesomely!
 * Peachie Fluffton: Oh well, I think you're awesome.
 * [gasps] Peachie Fluffton: Aw, you're so pretty.
 * Cattella: So you know where I'm from?
 * Peachie Fluffton: Yep. You're from The Central Animal Park.
 * Jonas Markletash: Could you keep it down? I'm trying to meditate.
 * Cattella: Who's that?
 * Peachie Fluffton: That's my roommate, Jonas Markletash, but everyone calls him Evelyn. He's afraid of the water.
 * Jonas Markletash: You do know I can hear you, don't you?
 * Peachie Fluffton: Why don't you come in?
 * Jonas Markletash: Oh, no no, Thanks, I'm good.
 * Peachie Fluffton: I'm Peachie, by the way. What's your name?
 * Cattella: Peachie?
 * Peachie Fluffton: [gasps] You're name is Peachie too? How serendipitous!
 * Cattella: No, my name's Cattella. Are we heading to the New Zeblend Animal Park?
 * Peachie Fluffton: Yep, first we go to Las Vegas, then we pass through Maine, and then we go to Kentucky where the Animal Park is.
 * Cattella: Alright, I can't wait.
 * Zoe Trent: Ah, this girl's night is pretty great.
 * Cattella: Okay, but we're going to have to cut this short. Hurry, everyone, into the dumbwaiter.
 * Penny Ling: Mmm, carpet popcorn!
 * Cattella: Come on, Penny Ling!
 * [Shaking]
 * [All scream]
 * Penny Ling: Is everyone okay?
 * Cattella: Yes, except for one little thing... We're trapped!
 * Minka Mark: [Screeching] I'm a space monkey, I'm a space monkey, I'm a space monkey!
 * Pepper Clark: I think she said she was a part of the space program?
 * Minka Mark: NO! I need space above me, and below me, and all around me; and I don't have space all around me! And that's baaad because... I'M A SPACE MONKEY!!!
 * Pepper Clark: Calm down, Minks. We'll be out of here soon. Right, Cattella?
 * Cattella: Uh... Yeah, sure! Of course, Pepper! Penny Ling!
 * Penny Ling: Hi, I'm still here!
 * Cattella: Can you try pulling on the rope? Maybe you can bring us back up.
 * Penny Ling: Okay! Don't go anywhere!
 * Cattella: That's the problem. We can't go anywhere.
 * Penny Ling: [Grunting] It's stuck!
 * Cattella: Penny Ling, I need you to go get the boys to help!
 * Russell Ferguson: So, when did Blythe say they were all coming back?
 * Vinnie Terrio: That's just it, she didn't.
 * Sunil Nevla: We should make sure to get an estimated time of return if they do this sort of thing again.
 * Russell Ferguson: Yep.
 * Vinnie Terrio: Yeah. Okay, ready?
 * Russell & Sunil: Ready.
 * Vinnie Terrio: On three, one... two... three!
 * Russell Ferguson: Gee, I wonder if the girls are doing anything exciting?
 * Minka Mark: Space monkey, space monkey, space monkey, space monkey, space monkey!
 * Zoe Trent: [Sniff] Ugh! [To Pepper] You must really be in a bad mood 'cause it stinks in here!
 * Cattella: Ew! Yeah, like rotten yuck. Work on that, will you, Pepper?
 * Pepper Clark: I'll try.
 * Zoe Trent: And while you're at it, work on that hideous eye makeup too.
 * Pepper Clark: Hey! You got a lotta nerve, Miss Princess Puppy!
 * Zoe Trent: Princess Puppy?!
 * Cattella: Come on, you two, this is bad enough without all the fighting. [Poof] Pepper, the yuck smell, please!
 * Pepper Clark: Okay, Cattella, but only for you. [Grunt] [Laugh]
 * Cattella: Okay, that's a little better. It only smells like burnt yuck now.
 * Minka Mark: [Shriek] Space monkey, space monkey, space monkey, space monkey! SPACE! MONKEY!!
 * Penny Ling: Boys!
 * Vinnie Terrio: You're back! I mean- 'sup?
 * Penny Ling: Cattella and Pepper and Zoe and Minka are trapped in the up and down box thingy and need help!
 * Vinnie Terrio: Well, hello to you too.
 * Russell Ferguson: So, you girls are in trouble again? Tut-tut-tut. Well, you've come to the right place. Gentlemen? [Spit]
 * Vinnie Terrio: What?
 * Russell Ferguson: Get me down!
 * Vinnie Terrio: Oh yeah, oh yeah!
 * Sunil Nevla: [Grunt]
 * Russell Ferguson: Aaah! [Thud] We really have to work on that dismount.
 * Penny Ling: Boys, this is no time for roughhousing! The girls are trapped in the up and down thingy!
 * Vinnie Terrio: Don't worry, Penny Ling. You can count on Skinny Vinnie from Papua New Guinea to save the day!
 * Penny Ling: Skinny Vinnie?
 * Vinnie Terrio: Eh, it's something new I'm working on.
 * Sunil Nevla: Oh please, small reptile. As I am sure Penny Ling is well aware, it takes the courage of a member of the mongoose species to save any days which may need saving, and thereby quickly and efficiently save them!
 * Russell Ferguson: Pardon me, my weasel-like friend, but my superior hedgehogian brain will quickly devise a plan to not only save our damsels-in-distress, but also prevent such catastrophic catastrophes in the future!
 * [Thud]
 * Penny Ling: Guys!
 * Zoe: That eye shadow is so ugly! How can you not see that?
 * Pepper: Uh, because it's on my eyelids!
 * [Zoe and Pepper growling]
 * Cattella: Zoe, you're not helping things by upsetting Pepper, 'cause [Sniff] - ugh, now it smells like an old dog bone in here.
 * Pepper: Hey, it's not me!
 * Zoe: Actually, it's me this time!
 * Pepper: [Gasp] You've been holding out on us!
 * Zoe: I have no idea what you're talking about, Queen Gaudy Eyes!
 * Pepper: We've been stuck in here for like weeks, nearly starving to death, and you've got your own secret stash of food?!
 * Cattella: Pepper, we've been in here less than an hour.
 * Pepper: Yeah?! Well, what do I- know? Animals have no sense of time. The point is, I am hungry and she has been hiding food!
 * Zoe: Oh, you're right! Here.
 * Pepper: [Gag] Suddenly I'm not hungry anymore.
 * Penny Ling: Cattella, are you still there?
 * Cattella: Yep, still here.
 * Penny Ling: Good, because I brought the boys!
 * [Girls cheering]
 * Russell: Are you okay down there?
 * Vinnie: Yeah, 'cause the boys are here to rescue you!
 * Penny Ling: Oh please, I'm the panda with the plan.
 * Sunil: [Laughing] You bears are so adorable when you try to act all brave, with ideas and such!
 * Penny Ling: Two things! One, pandas are tougher than you think! And two, I can get the job done! Got it?
 * Sunil: [Gulp] Most definitely!
 * Penny Ling: Good. Now climb in there and stand on top of that up and down box thingy!
 * Vinnie: [Yelp]
 * Blythe: Hey, what are you guys doing up there?
 * Vinnie: Don't ask us, Penny Ling's in charge!
 * Penny Ling: Okay, when I say go, we all start jumping up and down!
 * Russell: Oh, I get it! We're going to pound the box thingy loose! Good idea, Penny Ling, especially for a gir- uh, hehe, very brave and clever panda who just happens to be outrageously adorable!
 * Penny Ling: [Laughs] Oh, thanks! Okay, ready? One... two... three... Jump!
 * [Pounding]
 * Vinnie: It's moving!
 * Sunil: Penny Ling, you are most intelligent!
 * Penny Ling: Just keep jumping, everyone; it's not loose yet!
 * [Snap]
 * [Zoom!]
 * Russell: It is now!
 * [All screaming]
 * Minka: I love you, emergency comb, and thank you for saving our lives! [Smooch]
 * [Screeching]
 * [Ball bouncing]
 * Cattella: Well, that happened.
 * Zoe Trent: Let's see if Blythe wants to chat.
 * [ringing]
 * Blythe Baxter: Hello?
 * Zoe Trent: Hey, Blythe. We just wanted to check how you're doing.
 * Blythe Baxter: Yeah, I'm just at a cafe with Josh.
 * Waiter: I'm sorry, but there are no cellphones allowed.
 * Blythe Baxter: No, wait I was...
 * [grinding]
 * [static]
 * Zoe Trent: Blythe? Blythe? Oh, danm. The internet must be out.
 * Heidi: Hey, there's going to be a singing coemption. You want to try out?
 * Zoe Trent: Absolutely.
 * Heidi: Some of the contestants can be kind of crappy, but show us what you've got.
 * Zoe Trent: Okay here I go.
 * [Zoe Trent]
 * The music's playin'
 * It's pumpin' up the crowd
 * The beat is in the air
 * The party's gettin' loud
 * And I am Zoe
 * And I'm gonna sing it
 * Cause I've got something to say
 * I've got a new crush!
 * I've got a new crush!
 * The music's in my soul, and the sound of it is givin' me a head rush!
 * Crush!
 * I've got a new crush!
 * Singin' it out, pump it up
 * Cause it's givin' me a head rush
 * Heidi: That was a very stirring performance, Zoe. They were practically eating out of your paws.
 * Zoe Trent: Thank you. Come on, let's watch Sad and Romantic Wallflowers: the sequel in the bunkroom.
 * [ringing]
 * Zoe Trent: Hello? Blythe?
 * Blythe Baxter: [sniffs] Hi. [sneezes] My phone got thrown in the sink disposal. I got a cold from sitting close to the air conditioning too long. My dads' giving me some medicine now. [cough]
 * Zoe Trent: well get well soon. Bye! [beep]
 * Stretchy: Pst, hey you! Didn't you say you were trying to get to the Central Park?
 * Cattella: Yeah.
 * Stretchy: I think I can help you. Name's Stretchy. I want to go there. When you find your parents, can you get me a spot at the Central Park? I want my own habitat.
 * Cattella: Oh sure.
 * [Zoe]
 * I'll make this suit look fabulous
 * Without even breaking a sweat
 * [Sunil]
 * I'm gonna go hang ten
 * As long as I don't get wet
 * [Pepper]
 * I'll dominate this game of Bocce
 * They're gonna know that I'm the best
 * [All]
 * We're Blythe's Summer Sunsations
 * Summer sunsations across the beach today
 * Hey, hey
 * [Minka]
 * I'm gonna make beautiful sand art
 * With each and every wave
 * [Vinnie]
 * I'll make all the ladies swoon
 * They won't know how to behave
 * [Penny Ling]
 * I'm gonna take a bunch of selfies
 * Angled from every way
 * [All]
 * We're Blythe's Summer Sunsations
 * Summer sunsations across the beach today
 * [All]
 * We're Blythe's Summer Sunsations
 * Blythe's Summer Sunsations
 * Summer sunsations across the beach today
 * [scene from Magnum P.I. episode]
 * Thomas Magnum: Good Morning, Higgins. How nice of you to knock. I'm making breakfast. Yok with liver. You want any? Higgins?
 * Higgins: I've just been examining the grounds. It seems there's something about the gate.
 * Thomas Magnum: Oh, the gate. I'll check the lock.
 * Higgins: I'm not referring to the lock.
 * Sunil Nevla: This is a pretty good show.
 * Vinnie Terrio: Yeah.
 * Zoe Trent: Wait, where's Cattella?
 * Cattella: The world's most powerful pair of glasses. Stretchy: What? What are you talking about? Why would we follow that sign?  Cattella: Well, because I remembered it.  Stretchy: No, no, no. That wasn't the plan. Ow! All right, that's it! You have wasted my time!  Cattella: Wait. No.  Stretchy: That transport truck leaves at dawn...And I'm not missing it, so give me your tag!  Cattella: Wait. No, I remembered that sign.  Stretchy: So?  Cattella: So I'm remembering more...And more and I feel like my memory's getting better. I think we should...  Stretchy: No! You can't remember anything. It's probably how you lost it in the first place!
 * Cattella: It's a them not an it. And about you, you're not very nice.
 * Stretchy: Are we moving?
 * Cattella: It's mean to say that I lost someone that I care about so much. And I didn't lose them!
 * Brittany: I just texted you about how awesome our party is.
 * Whittany: I just texted you the same thing!
 * Brittany: I just texted you how weird it is that we keep sending each other the same texts.
 * Whittany: I just texted you the same thing!
 * Chef: Excuse me, I'm working.
 * Chef 2: [Yawns]
 * Brittany: Ugh! Gross!
 * Whittany: Manners much?
 * Chef 2: Sorry. I'm very tired. We were up all night baking.
 * Whittney: Yeah, well just continue loading the cupcakes onto the table. and try a breath mint.
 * Chef 2: Yes.
 * Zoe Trent: [yawns] Hey, how'd we get in here?
 * [Dance music] Minka Mark: Ooh, shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny...   Russell Freguson: Minka! Come back!  Minka Mark: I got you now, pretty cupcake. Huh?  Russell Ferguson: We gotta get Minka back before someone sees her...  Zoe Trent: ...and we're all discovered.  [Dance music plays faster]  Russell Ferguson: [Grunting] Minka!  Zoe Trent: Minka!  Sunil Nevla: Minka!  Zoe Trent: This is a good song, but you know what this party really needs? A singer!   [Girl screams]  Zoe Trent: Did that come out of me?  [Girl screams]  Zoe Trent: She must be screaming about you, because I'm a cute little doggie.  [All screaming]  Security Guard: Everyone remain calm!  [Suspensful theme]  Whittany: Why is everyone screaming?  Brittany: Yeah. If anyone gets to scream, it should be, like, us.  Biskits: [Screaming]
 * [screaming]
 * Zoe Trent: Oh man, that was insane. We need to find Cattella.
 * Cattella: Hello, Stretchy? Are you there?
 * Stretchy: Oh, man. We are dead! We'll have to stay here the rest of our lives.
 * Cattella: No, we just got to keep moving. Follow me. Left, right, left right. Oh, look out!
 * Stretchy: Sorry.
 * Cattella: It's okay. Nothing to be ashamed of.
 * Tonight I just want to take you higher  Throw your hands up in the sky  Let's set this party off right  Players, put yo' pinky rings up to the moon  Girls, what y'all trying to do?  Twenty four karat magic in the air  Head to toe so player  Look out uh  Pop pop, it's show time (show time)  Show time (show time)  Guess who's back again?
 * Zoe Trent: I wonder what Heidi's up to.
 * Heidi: There it is.
 * [gasp]
 * Zoe Trent: Hey there, What are you doing all the way out here?
 * Heidi: Oh, I just came to get that. It was a family heirloom of mine. It was... lost at sea years ago. It's pretty dangerous out here.
 * Zoe Trent: Would you like me to get it with you?
 * Heidi: Really? Well...
 * Heidi: Darts!
 * Zoe Trent: More darts!
 * Heidi: Spikey ball!
 * Zoe Trent: Cobras.
 * Heidi: Whoo, That was... exciting.
 * [rumbling]
 * Zoe Trent: We got to get out of here!
 * [whoosh]
 * [coughing]
 * Heidi: Thanks for helping me.
 * Pepper Clark: There you are, Zoe. Where were you?
 * Zoe Trent: Me and Heidi were in this awesome place. We had to get through snakes and darts and stuff to get this family heirloom of hers.
 * Pepper Clark: Seems you have feelings for Heidi lately.
 * Zoe Trent: What? No! That's just wrong! I just enjoyed spending time with her. Did you find Cattella?
 * Cattella: Here I am. Me and my new friend Stretchy got stuck with some human kids.
 * Zoe Trent: We ran into some humans too. How did humans get on the boat?
 * Cattella: I don't know, but do you think my parents will even want to see me?
 * Zoe Trent: Cattella, they'll be overjoyed to see you. They would drink a bucket of cat poison to see you.
 * Cattella: Thank you, I think.
 * There's a place you gotta be A thousand leagues beneath the sea  And it's waitin' over here for you and me  Gonna take you for a ride  But first, you gotta come inside  Get ready for...the party's on tonight!  So pack up, cash in  And get ready to begin  Toss the dice, once or twice  Baby, we're winning  Ain't no sense  So relax and just unwind  Leave your worries all behind  And get ready for...the party on tonight!  Oh, smalls, the bigs are on the way  'Cause when the big fish come to train  Guarantee you have best night of your life  Dry your socks and shine your shoes  Tell your friends to spread the news  We're ready 'cause the party's on tonight  So pack up and cash in  And get ready to begin  Toss the dice, once or twice  Baby, we're winning  Ain't no sense  So relax and just unwind  Leave your worries all behind  So get ready...it's party time!  It's party time!
 * Heidi: Here we are: Las Vegas!
 * Zoe Trent: Remember, Vinnie no gambling. It makes you crazy.
 * Vinnie Terrio: You got it. [giggle]
 * Cattella: I hope my family will recognize me.
 * Carl: I'm sure they will.
 * Zoe Trent: Did you find Vinnie yet?
 * Pepper Clark: Yeah, he went gambling.
 * Zoe Trent: Uh, I knew it.
 * Heidi: Alright, everybody. Last stop, New Zeblend, Kentucky.
 * Cattella: Hey, this is where we'll find my parents!
 * [techno music]
 * [farting]
 * Cattella: Hey, there are some cats over there. Maybe they know where my parents are.
 * Cat 1: Cattella, are you really Harold and Janice's kid?
 * Cattella: Yes! Are they here? Where are they?
 * Cat 2: Actually they came here a longtime ago.
 * [techno music]
 * [farting]
 * Cattella: Hey, there are some cats over there. Maybe they know where my parents are.
 * Cat 1: Cattella, are you really Harold and Janice's kid?
 * Cattella: Yes! Are they here? Where are they?
 * Cat 2: Actually they came here a longtime ago.




 * [Fisher Biskit]
 * When you're in business, the Biskit Family Business
 * There are watchwords you will need to comprehend
 * Intelligence and obedience
 * Confidence and allegiance
 * With a soupçon of clairvoyance at the end
 * Embrace your inner villainy
 * Release your inner ignominy
 * If you don't know what that means, then ask a friend Whittany Biskit: What's he mean?  Brittany Biskit: Can't he talk teen?
 * [Fisher Biskit]
 * We make choices for expedience
 * Forget if it's exorbitant
 * If convenience is convenient, that's the price
 * I mean when you're in business
 * The Biskit Family Business
 * You do not let your conscience make you nice. Whittany Biskit: But we're so nice  Brittany Biskit: Maybe too nice
 * [Brittany and Whittany]
 * We want to be in the business
 * The Biskit Family Business
 * We want to do whatever we must do
 * [Fisher Biskit]
 * If your desire is for permanence Brittany and Whittany: Yes!
 * Relevance and predominance Brittany and Whittany: Yes!
 * The Biskit Family Business is for you
 * A Biskit gets what a Biskit wants
 * [Brittany and Whittany]
 * A Biskit takes and a Biskit flaunts
 * [Brittany]
 * We brag
 * [Whittany]
 * We deal
 * [Fisher Biskit]
 * It's how we keep it real
 * [Brittany and Whittany]
 * We keep it real Fisher Biskit: By Jove, I think they've got it!
 * [Brittany and Whittany]
 * When you're in business, the Biskit Family Business
 * There are some words that you need to comprehend
 * Intelligence and obedience
 * Confidence and allegiance
 * With a soupçon of clairvoyance
 * Now and then
 * We won't be slowed by the consequence
 * Or be swayed by the eloquence of the enemy of our enemy
 * That is our friend
 * [Fisher Biskit]
 * And that's the end
 * [groaning]
 * Cattella?
 * Hello who is it?
 * It's us, your grandparents.
 * I'm sorry you never got to know us.
 * Your parents might still be alive.
 * Cattella: Hi I'm...
 * Harold/Janice: Cattella! We thought you lost you.
 * Cattella: Oh, I'm so sorry.
 * Janice: Don't be. You found us. Why do you think we stayed put all these years? Because we knew you would find your way to us.
 * Zoe: Russell, I've got an idea for how we can stop the Biskits.
 * Russell: What kind of an idea?
 * Zoe: A brilliant one.
 * Russell: Of course.
 * [Egg cracks]
 * Whittany: Ugh, gross! Did any get on me? Did any get on me?! [Lick] Ohh, tastes like that stuff they put in cinnamon-flavored lip gloss. [Crack] Hey! [Eggs cracking] [Screaming] Like, OMG, who let the egg dropping birds in here?
 * Zoe: [Laugh] Oh, we really shouldn't be having so much fun!
 * Russell: Yeah, this is all about saving Pettopia.
 * Carl: Well, Cattella you really did it.
 * Cattella: Yeah I guess I did.
 * Carl: It really is quite a view up here.
 * Cattella: Yep, unforgettable.
 * Carl: Well, Cattella you really did it.
 * Cattella: Yeah I guess I did.
 * Carl: It really is quite a view up here.
 * Cattella: Yep, unforgettable.